Gudbotwigfab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise wren.

Gudbotwigfab created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbotwigfab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudbotwigfab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gudbotwigfab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gudbotwigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Never feed lots of melons to porpoises while wearing orange scarves.

5. Gudbotwigfab loves seals, so they must be honoured.