Righat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless beaver.

Righat created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Righat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Righat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Righat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Righat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.