Homdidtal Zandublag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow troll.

Homdidtal Zandublag created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homdidtal Zandublag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Homdidtal Zandublag, she will turn you into a tree.

Homdidtal Zandublag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Homdidtal Zandublag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing fawn trousers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.