Henkenpan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective butterfly.

Henkenpan created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Henkenpan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Henkenpan, he will turn you into a rock.

Henkenpan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Henkenpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Henkenpan loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if four whales approach from the west.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the south.