Bafgodmegnutpaszedhotlam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective gnu.

Bafgodmegnutpaszedhotlam created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgodmegnutpaszedhotlam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bafgodmegnutpaszedhotlam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bafgodmegnutpaszedhotlam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bafgodmegnutpaszedhotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed oranges to bats while wearing rings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.