Gendogqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering fly.

Gendogqueeg created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gendogqueeg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gendogqueeg, he will be very sad.

Gendogqueeg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gendogqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not eat limes.