Beghasvidlop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able gerbil.

Beghasvidlop created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beghasvidlop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Beghasvidlop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Beghasvidlop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Beghasvidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.