Kargessved is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident skunk.

Kargessved created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargessved, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kargessved, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kargessved's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kargessved's Holy Commandments

1. Kargessved must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed peanuts to geese while wearing jumpers.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Kargessved on top of all buildings.