Babkenjopgom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humane guinea pig.

Babkenjopgom created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Babkenjopgom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babkenjopgom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Babkenjopgom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Babkenjopgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away if seven badgers approach from the north.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Babkenjopgom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if six goats approach from the south.