Bamcetmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong zebra.

Bamcetmil created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamcetmil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamcetmil, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bamcetmil's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bamcetmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about asteroids.