Hughatflag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak bear.

Hughatflag created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hughatflag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hughatflag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hughatflag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hughatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

2. Put Hughatflag first in all things.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. You must love Hughatflag.

5. Never paint your face orange.