Volbotbed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair crow.

Volbotbed created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Volbotbed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Volbotbed, it will turn you into a rat.

Volbotbed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Volbotbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to swans while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Volbotbed's name in vain.