Bopcebwik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured manatee.

Bopcebwik created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcebwik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopcebwik, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bopcebwik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bopcebwik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopcebwik.

2. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never paint your legs turquoise.

5. Always pray immersed in water.