Bogdabminartsanyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage shrew.

Bogdabminartsanyarl created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdabminartsanyarl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogdabminartsanyarl, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bogdabminartsanyarl's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bogdabminartsanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the west.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bogdabminartsanyarl on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never eat bark.