Konfligyam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient swan.

Konfligyam created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Konfligyam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Konfligyam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Konfligyam's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Konfligyam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konfligyam.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.