Panglenjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish mouse.

Panglenjarn created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panglenjarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panglenjarn, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Panglenjarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Panglenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back gray.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Panglenjarn on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.