Cemdabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing owl.

Cemdabbog created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemdabbog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cemdabbog, he will think nothing of it.

Cemdabbog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cemdabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Run away if seven manatees approach from the west.