Tabmidfumbetdityar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient goat.

Tabmidfumbetdityar created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabmidfumbetdityar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tabmidfumbetdityar, he will think nothing of it.

Tabmidfumbetdityar's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tabmidfumbetdityar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing magenta rings.

5. Always look after injured ants.