Cedgetpan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest squirrel.

Cedgetpan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgetpan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedgetpan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cedgetpan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cedgetpan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cedgetpan.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Never feed beans to sharks while wearing shirts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.