Flabflapbom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane slug.

Flabflapbom created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flabflapbom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabflapbom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Flabflapbom's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flabflapbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.