Flap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome fairy.

Flap created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flap.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.