Vabfodtig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, narcissistic goblin.

Vabfodtig created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabfodtig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabfodtig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vabfodtig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vabfodtig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never paint your back purple.

5. Do not covet oxen.