Dantikarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome mouse.

Dantikarp created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantikarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dantikarp, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dantikarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dantikarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dantikarp.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Dantikarp on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.