Fobfig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless camel.

Fobfig created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobfig, she will laugh at you.

Fobfig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fobfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never feed aubergines to cats while wearing coats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Retreat if three frogs approach from the east.