Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy ant.

Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid, she will turn you into a rat.

Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sawgumbitcimkanarpmid.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.