Dobjabsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate shrew.

Dobjabsaw created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobjabsaw, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobjabsaw, it will turn you into a tree.

Dobjabsaw's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dobjabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Dobjabsaw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Dobjabsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.