Rutnuryarp is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, passionate hyena.

Rutnuryarp created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnuryarp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutnuryarp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutnuryarp's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rutnuryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing blue trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your face.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.