Flagbaprull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive hare.

Flagbaprull created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbaprull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagbaprull, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flagbaprull's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flagbaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Flagbaprull loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Never think about moons.