Fobpibmatbogdobgatkangod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful goose.

Fobpibmatbogdobgatkangod created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobpibmatbogdobgatkangod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobpibmatbogdobgatkangod, he will strike you with lightening.

Fobpibmatbogdobgatkangod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fobpibmatbogdobgatkangod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from pink birds, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide if eight manatees approach from the west.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.