Ragabflat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate swan.

Ragabflat created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragabflat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragabflat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ragabflat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ragabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Do not chop down trees.