Flownarnel is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured parrot.

Flownarnel created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flownarnel, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flownarnel, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flownarnel's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Flownarnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Flownarnel nine times a day.