Cibnegmum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced bird.

Cibnegmum created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnegmum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibnegmum, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cibnegmum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cibnegmum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibnegmum.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing violet dresses and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.