Wikcumjamarf Likfenbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak pigeon.

Wikcumjamarf Likfenbeg created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcumjamarf Likfenbeg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wikcumjamarf Likfenbeg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wikcumjamarf Likfenbeg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wikcumjamarf Likfenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.