Fubrangeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful octopus.

Fubrangeb created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubrangeb, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubrangeb, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fubrangeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fubrangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never talk about optics near otters while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing brown jumpers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your face.