Dubjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful salamander.

Dubjap created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubjap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubjap, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dubjap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dubjap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dubjap loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.