Fligyarpquill is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable jackal.

Fligyarpquill created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligyarpquill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fligyarpquill, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fligyarpquill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fligyarpquill's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.