Ingflaggil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless mongoose.

Ingflaggil created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingflaggil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingflaggil, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ingflaggil's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ingflaggil's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ingflaggil five times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing orange jumpers.