Pancumpan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able owl.

Pancumpan created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pancumpan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pancumpan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pancumpan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pancumpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.