Camfetvan Fonyarlxem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sage sheep.

Camfetvan Fonyarlxem created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfetvan Fonyarlxem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camfetvan Fonyarlxem, he will send you a sign.

Camfetvan Fonyarlxem's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Camfetvan Fonyarlxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the north.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.