Babbapripshav is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited cat.

Babbapripshav created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbapripshav, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babbapripshav, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Babbapripshav's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Babbapripshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Never talk about gravity near grasshopers while wearing brown coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.