Gadvidlen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving capybara.

Gadvidlen created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadvidlen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadvidlen, he will come to you in dreams.

Gadvidlen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gadvidlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about onions.