Pasfigflam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy donkey.

Pasfigflam created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Pasfigflam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pasfigflam, she will not invite you to parties.

Pasfigflam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pasfigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never pour water over plants.