Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never sing in the presence of goats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rattailsaf Tunnurfarn in the centre of the settlement.