Rigjinrakdid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rigjinrakdid created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigjinrakdid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigjinrakdid, he will laugh at you.

Rigjinrakdid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rigjinrakdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Rigjinrakdid loves geese, so they must be honoured.