Bodarpwanbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic giraffe.

Bodarpwanbiss created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodarpwanbiss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodarpwanbiss, he will torture you forever.

Bodarpwanbiss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bodarpwanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Retreat if six snakes approach from the west.