Ripsawfar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, competent wasp.

Ripsawfar created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripsawfar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ripsawfar, she will come to you in dreams.

Ripsawfar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ripsawfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not sprint in public.