Dibvogdan Yogbetfad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy rhinoceros.

Dibvogdan Yogbetfad created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvogdan Yogbetfad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibvogdan Yogbetfad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dibvogdan Yogbetfad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dibvogdan Yogbetfad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.