Fatlimarfzedvab is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring
shrew.
Fatlimarfzedvab created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatlimarfzedvab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fatlimarfzedvab, it will refuse to believe in you.
Fatlimarfzedvab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Fatlimarfzedvab's Holy Commandments1. Do not jump in public.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Do not speak about cucumbers.
5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.