Fatlimarfzedvab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring shrew.

Fatlimarfzedvab created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlimarfzedvab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatlimarfzedvab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fatlimarfzedvab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fatlimarfzedvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.
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