Motjonbun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fly.

Motjonbun created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motjonbun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Motjonbun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Motjonbun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Motjonbun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Motjonbun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Motjonbun first in all things.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about badgers.