Nanbagwodlimkim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane frog.

Nanbagwodlimkim created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbagwodlimkim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nanbagwodlimkim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nanbagwodlimkim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nanbagwodlimkim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn cats, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.